If you’ve been reading my blog, you probably know who Broeckchen is. I’ve mentioned her multiple times now because she’s always got the most awesomely insane theories. She’s probably the person who’s been following my blog the most closely, and she’s provided a lot of insight. Heck, pretty much everyone coming here from TV Tropes or Sandra’s blog came here for Broeckchen’s Santa theory. In fact, after reading that theory, Sandra got a bit jealous that Santa got eight deer while Slendy got none, and decided to do something about it. So if you ever see the Slender Man walking around with a reindeer plushie, you can indirectly thank Broeckchen. She is, in short, really, really awesome.
And I’m really, really worried about her right now. Things are getting…well, a bit too coincidental for comfort. She identified the Struwwelpeter in that video that seeker sent me. Okay, that’s not strange, that’s lucky. But the fact that one of the stories involves Saint Nicholas…I find it hard to believe that’s just a coincidence. Probably the only person related to the mythos who would have been able to recognize Struwwelpeter is Broeckchen. And the tie to Saint Nicholas after she makes a post on how the Slender Man is Santa’s evil counterpart….
Okay, okay, it could still be just some crazy coincidence, right? But seeker’s been talking about some sort of female, who he never mentions by name. He said “you know her.” I had assumed at first that he was talking about Jessica (I still can’t quite place why that name sounds so familiar), but I chatted with Broeckchen recently—she said that she’s worried that he was talking about her. It’s possible, I’ll admit. I mean, how many females are there commenting on my blog?
It could just be some crazy coincidences, but when she’s around, things seem to start falling into place. She almost seems to be essential in this. She said that she follows my blog more closely than she does others, she’s got all these links through that Struwwelpeter thing, and it’s possible that seeker is the one she’s talking about on his blog. I didn’t want her involved in any of this. She was just an awesome commenter on my blog. She didn’t ask to be pulled into this. I’ve been talking with her recently through Live Messenger, and she’s a really great person. She’s been trying really hard to help me figure things out with seeker, and just trying to figure out what’s going on with seeker in general. And all this has really started worrying her. It’s scaring her. And why wouldn’t it? She was just a commenter until everything started pointing towards her. I know a lot of you probably think this is all staged. I wish it were. You guys know Broeckchen. She’s probably been commenting on blogs for longer than I have. I barely knew her until she really started getting involved (hell, I thought she was a male until just a few days ago). This isn’t some game. She’s not supposed to be involved with this. So before you start crying “fake” at her, just do me a favor. Imagine yourself in her situation. Imagine that all of a sudden, everything on a blog you had virtually no real involvement in started centering around you. That’s what she has to put up with here.
On top of that, there are two things that have me really worried. The first is that SeekerX seems to be after Broeckchen now. He’s tweeted “involvement unnecessary” at her. Yeah, thanks, asshole. It’s not like she’s trying to get caught up in all of this. He hasn’t done anything yet, but I’m pretty hesitant to assume that people who talk about crucifying imposters have good intentions.
The second is the whole Struwwelpeter thing in general. This isn’t some “authentic woodcut” devised by someone on Something Awful. This is a real book that’s been around for a long time. A lot of people believe that Slendy originated in Germany but, due to the Tulpa Effect, he’s mostly associated with America now. Well, this Struwwelpeter book is undeniably real. I don’t know if there’s a real link to the Slender Man at all, but if people start thinking he is, he’s going to start becoming more heavily associated with Germany. That’s where Broeckchen is. If the Tulpa Effect is real, that means that we’re unleashing Him on her, and since I sort of pounced on this whole Struwwelpeter thing, it’d be on my hands. That’s something I really don’t want.
See, I really like Broeckchen. She’s helped out a lot with this blog already, has an amazingly creative mind and is able to back up some of the wildest claims she makes with really strong points. Like I said, I’ve been talking to her on Live Messenger, and she’s a really great girl. She’s easy to talk to, and funny (oh, the pairs we put you all in for a theoretical Slender Slashfic….). She’s chatty, but she’s also got a really deep serious side. And of course, the fact that she calls me cute and glomps me in the comments to my vlogs (although I think that proves she’s quite clearly insane) don’t exactly put her on my bad side. Like I said, I really like her. She’s amazing. So I’m making an ultimatum right now.
Don’t mess with Broeckchen.
I’m serious about this. You mess with her, you’re messing with me. She doesn’t deserve any of what’s going on right now, and she certainly doesn’t deserve any more on top of that. If any of you harass her or call her a fake or tell her that you know this is staged (Lord knows it’s not), then God help you. Because I certainly won’t. This applies to everyone. Proxies/agents, runners, even any of you Sages that still believe in your titles. Threaten her in any way, and I’m doing everything in my power to take you down.
And Broeckchen, if Slendy does start bothering you, I’m flying my ass down to Germany and stopping Him any way I can. After all, if He comes after you, I know it’s my fault. I’ve messed up. I’m sorry. The very least I can do for you is try to keep you safe from Him.